Marshawn Lynch Is His Own Bottle Service

Gator Boots, with the pimped out Gucci suit
Ain't got no job, but I stay sharp
Can't pay my rent, cause all my money's spent
but that's ok, cause I'm still fly

More information continues to emerge in the Marshawn Lynch hit and run case, and even if Lynch's alleged crime is just a misdemeanor for which Lynch will likely not receive any jail time, the stories are generally unfavorable. Ever the wordsmith, Lynch is basically coming across as a prime-time douchenozzle. That being said, this is comical:

Lynch was tossed out of two Chippewa Street bars in recent months because he brought in his own bottle of liquor, which is illegal under state alcohol laws, according to three law enforcement officials.

“[Buffalo police] have been told by bar owners that he’ll walk in, order a glass of pop and pour his own liquor into it,” one officer said. “He was told that you can’t do that, and it doesn’t matter if you’re Marshawn Lynch.”

No word on what type or brand of alcohol Lynch was drinking. I'm hoping for something that's under $20 a handle and comes in a plastic bottle.

I know a guy that used to do this in college. Like Lynch, he was a RB. Unlike Lynch, he did not have an NFL contract and, as a way of saving money, brought a bottle of brandy into a townie bar. Bartenders there didn't like it either.

The only way this is redeemable? Lynch feels Evan is his only effective wingman. In that case, I feel your pain, Money.

HT: Buffalo Rumblings