Friday, July 31, 2009

dmk's 2009 MLB Trade Deadline Live(ish) Blog


Good morning. Pleasant day, isn't it? The temperature is warm, the sun is shining, the birds are chirping, the Mexican across the street from my apartment is yelling at his wife because his car won't start. Today looks like a great day to be alive and taking in the great outdoors.

And that's precisely why I'll be inside all day, helping you track the MLB trade deadline. If you're at work, fear not: I have access to all the important rumor-mongerers not named MLB Trade Rumors (they're douchebags, and they're accurate less often than Florio and PFT are accurate). I'll be doing my best to compile all the relevant rumors and put them in a semi-coherent live blog. I'll even link to stuff, because anonymous sources are for gays.

Throughout the day, these are the main subplots I'll be focusing on:

- Will the Twins do anything? They're rumored to be in on Marco Scutaro and a package of Orlando Cabrera and Mike Wuertz, but they don't seem willing to give up any legit prospects. The organization doesn't seem to understand that in order to receive something of value, you have to give up something of value. That said, they'll probably at least do something minor. One fallback option is David Eckstein. The Eckstein-Punto middle infield combination would at least break a record for "scrappiest white duo."

(And no, despite what Jimmy is saying, the Twins don't need to send any fucking message by overpaying for mediocrity. If the right deal comes along, they should take it, even if it means giving up a premium prospect or two. But don't do something just to say you did something. Moving on.)

- Where's Roy Halladay landing? The Halladay sweepstakes seem to be coming down to Boston, Texas, and the Dodgers, but none of those teams are offering attractive packages. Will a sleeper swoop in?

- What about some of the bats? Where's Victor Martinez going? Do the BoSox pull the trigger on Adrian Gonzalez? What about the Nats guys - Josh Willingham and Nick Johnson?

- Who's going to be the team that overpays for a middle reliever this year? Is Brian Sabean done being a dumbass? Will Ned Colletti one-up him?

- And, of course, the Marlins, who are surprisingly still very alive in the Wild Card race. Florida's been pretty busy already: they've (rightfully) rejected a Halladay proposal from the Blue Jays (Mike Stanton and Cameron Maybin + pitching prospects), made a proposal on a package involving Heath Bell and Adrian Gonzalez, tried to deal for Freddy Sanchez and Nick Johnson, inquired about Josh Willingham, Aaron Harang, and Bronson Arroyo (ugh on Arroyo) and been a finalist in the Cliff Lee sweepstakes. And those are just the published reports of what they've done. I'll give credit to Florida's front office for being aggressive and creative, even though they aren't always smart. Still, chances are the Marlins only end up dealing for a mediocre middle reliever. Which wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, because they should probably be selling, not buying.

The live blog will be timestamped. Hit refresh often. I'll probably be updating around every 5-10 minutes, or whenever any news is published. Questions are welcome; just post them in the comments, and I'll do my best to track down the answer.

We'll get going around 8:30 A.M. Let's have some fun, this beat is sick.

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8:28. Fuck. I'm awake. Indicator 3,421 that I'm old: waking up at 8 feels like "sleeping in."

Also, so that people can come in late and find stuff out quickly, I'll write all completed trades in large, bold font.

8:39. The early morning roundup:

- Minnesota and Oakland are closing in on a deal sending Orlando Cabrera, and possibly a reliever, to the Twins. No word on what's heading back to Oakland.

- The Rangers were close to dealing for Roy Halladay, but couldn't seal the deal. Boston, both L.A. teams, and the Rays are still believed to be in the running for Halladay.

- The Red Sox and Marlins are still in on Adrian Gonzalez, with the Red Sox more likely to deal for him. Boston is also discussing a three way deal that would net them Victor Martinez and ship Clay Buchholz, among others, to Cleveland.

- The Mets are also in on Victor Martinez. The Mets are buying? Jesus.

- The Marlins are waiting on an answer from the Nats regarding a Nick Johnson for Ryan Tucker swap.

- Peter Gammons, on ESPN insider (no link), is reporting the Red Sox backed off from a potential deal for Scott Rolen.

9:03. Gammons is live on Sportscenter. He's reporting that Halladay probably isn't going anywhere; the Red Sox are still interested in Victor Martinez, but that deal probably isn't going to happen; the Rays are in on Martinez; Adrian Gonzalez probably isn't going anywhere; Heath Bell may be on the verge of becoming an Angel; Nick Johnson's probably going to Florida.

So, according to Gammons, this day should be boring.

9:16. Apparently, the Twins didn't get Freddy Sanchez because they wouldn't give up Danny Valencia. If true, wow, that's stupid on the Twins' part. Valencia hits the ball on the ground too much to ever be a real power-hitting 3B, and, while he's a plus defensively, he'd also be 25 when next season begins. Sanchez could have stepped in at 2B now and then shifted to 3B next year if Crede left or another FA 3B wasn't signed.

Bill Smith's overvaluing his own prospects again.

9:23. Detroit may be after Jarrod Washburn. More bad news for the Twins.

9:31. Not deadline related, per se, but Bronson Arroyo admitted to taking Andro and amphetamines before they were illegal. Credit to Arroyo for his candor, even though he didn't break any rules.

9:50. On Sportscenter, Buster Olney re-iterated that the Twins will probably end the day with Orlando Cabrera on their roster.

9:58. The Yankees are making the hardest push for Jarrod Washburn.

10:15. MLB Network's Blue Jays correspondent is reporting that Halladay isn't going anywhere. The Rangers almost acquired him last night, but Texas wanted the Jays to pay Halladay's salary. That's a deal killer.

10:21. Jon Heyman reporting the Dodgers' pursuit of Halladay has stalled, and that they're focusing on relief help.

10:23. On MLB Network, Tom Verducci is reporting the Twins "will get something done to fix their middle infield" and that it will likely be Orlando Cabrera or Marco Scutaro. Apparently, they're still considering Scutaro instead of Cabrera.

10:31. JARROD WASHBURN HAS BEEN TRADED TO THE DETROIT TIGERS. Link coming soon. No word on what's heading west.

10:36. Washburn to Detroit. Luke Fench and Mauricio Robles, two young LHP, to Seattle. Great move for Seattle, since they weren't re-signing Washburn or catching the Angels/Rangers. Detroit gives up a nice prospect in French, but Washburn may put them over the top in the Central.

The Twins really need to do something now. Verlander-Jackson-Washburn is a heck of a top 3 for Detroit.

10:54. Peter Gammons reports the Marlins-Nats exchange is almost done. Rumor is: Nick Johnson heading to the Marlins and Ryan Tucker + another lower level pitching prospect heading to Washington. Johnson would play first base, with his over .400 OBP hitting second. Jorge Cantu would shift to 3B, and Emilio Bonifacio would become a super-utility player.

(confirmed by Rosenthal at 11:02)

11:17. Nothing newsworthy has happened. Sorry.

11:25. Stark and Gammons both report that the Mariners were listening to offers on Felix Hernandez, but didn't find anything worthwhile. The Royals are also shopping Mark Teahen.

11:48. More of the same. Twins are close on Cabrera. Marlins are close on Nick Johnson. Halladay's not going anywhere. Martinez may be on the way to Boston. Adrian Gonzalez is probably staying. Heath Bell's price is too high.

11:54. Jonathan Mayo reports the chances of Victor Martinez being dealt are abou 50/50. How decidedly unhelpful.

11:56. The Angels are still interested in Halladay, but may not have the prospects to get a deal done. Halladay would give them a pretty nasty team, though.

12:00. The Red Sox are still talking to the Padres about Adrian Gonzalez. San Diego is asking for a package headlined by Clay Buchholz, Jed Lowrie, and Dustin Masterson.

12:03. Orlando Cabrera should be a Twin within the next hour or two. Danny Valencia is not part of the deal.

12:05. Nats beat writer Mark Zuckerman is reporting (on ESPNNEws) that Josh Willingham and Adam Dunn won't be dealt from Washington. Stupid. Kurkijan's reporting that interim GM Mike Rizzo, who's actually good at his job, is having trouble dealing players because of the confusion in the front office.

12:08. Kurkijan reporting all Halladay talks are dead.

12:10. Milwaukee Brewers acquire Claudio Vargas from the Los Angeles Dodgers. L.A. gets catcher Vinny Rottini in exchange.

12:13. The Minnesota Twins have acquired SS Orlando Cabrera in exchange for young SS Tyler Ladendorf.

12:14. I'd expect the Twins are done for the day, but you never know if they'll add a bullpen arm.
12:15. Here's the source on the Cabrera trade.

12:18.
Ladendorf's not much of a prospect, so while Cabrera may not help a ton, the Twins gave up next to nothing in exchange. Unless Ladendorf breaks out and starts producing at a level he hasn't shown so far, the Twins won't miss him. All in all, this is a pretty good deal. A Cabrera-Grudzielanek middle infield is an upgrade over the current Punto/Harris-Casilla tandem.

12:24. That said, Cabrera won't help the Twins nearly as much as Washburn will help the Tigers.

12:36. The Tigers and Red Sox made inquiries on Felix Hernandez, but were rebuffed.

12:43. For those who have problems with the Twins' deadline approach, I ask: in your opinion, which players should they have made a run at? Remember, these players have to be affordable in terms of prospects, and the Twins farm system is good, but not great.

Personally, I think they should have done a deal for Freddy Sanchez if the headline prospect was Danny Valencia. And if Jarrod Washburn could have been obtained for any package of pitching prospects that didn't include Anthony Swarzak (and the M's may have insisted on Swarzak), he would have been a good acquisition.

But the Twins don't have the prospects to pull off guys like Heath Bell and Roy Halladay. The asking prices from those GMs are exorbitant.

12:54. La Velle Neal was just on ESPNNews. He said: the A's are throwing in cash on the Cabrera deal; the Twins did make a pitch for Jarrod Washburn (a pleasant surprise); the Twins may still deal for a reliever, but it's unlikely.

1:04. USA Today's Bob Nightengale is reporting the BoSox are on the verge of acquiring Victor Martinez. Link will come when I find it.

(Nightengale's tweet. yeah yeah)

1:22. Heyman reporting that Victor Martinez is on his way to Boston.

1:23. The Dodgers and Angels are battling it out for Heath Bell. Twins fans, hope he goes to the Dodgers.

1:36. Gammons confirming V-Mart is on the way to Boston. One seperate report is that Clay Buchholz is NOT in the deal. Presumably, this also kills any Adrian Gonzalez trade unless the Marlins jump back in.

1:41. Heyman reporting the Victor Martinez deal is finalized. Just over an hour to go, but nothing else substantial seems to be on the verge of happening.

1:57. MLB Network reporting the Dodgers are making a run at Adrian Gonzalez. A-Gon would give them an unbelieveable lineup.

1:59. Rosenthal confirming the Dodgers are going after Gonzalez and Heath Bell. Well, that would certainly make them the overwhelming NL favorite.

2:03. The Fangraphs dudes like the Cabrera deal for the Twins.

2:05. Olney and Gammons reporting the Red Sox are giving up SP Dustin Masterson, P Nick Hagadone, and a third prospect for Victor Martinez. Nice deal for both squads, although a bit better for the Sox.

2:12. The Red Sox may be sending Adam LaRoche to the Braves in order to clear room for V-Mart. You may recall the Red Sox only acquired LaRoche a few days ago.

2:14. Olney on ESPN reporting the Marlins are back in on Heath Bell. Another rumor from Florida is Andrew Miller and Sean West for Nick Johnson and Josh Willingham.

2:22. Adam LaRoche is headed to Atlanta. Casey Kotchman is coming back to Boston.

2:26. Olney on ESPN reporting reliver Joe Beimel is headed from Washington to Colorado. Rosenthal reporting the Marlins are done.

2:32. The Victor Martinez deal: Martinez to Boston for Dustin Masterson, Nick Hagadone, and Bryan Price, all of whom are pitching prospects.

2:33. The Yankees have acquired Jerry Hairston.

2:39. Jon Heyman reporting on MLB Network that the Scott Rolen is headed to Cincinnati, pending Rolen waiving his no-trade clause.

3:00. Rolen waives his no trade clause. Edwin Encarnacion is headed to Toronto in exchange for Rolen.

3:01. Well, looks like I'm not done. The Marlins have acquired Nick Johnson from Washington, sending AA LHP Aaron Thompson back to the Nats. Thompson has struggled a bit in AA, but he's a lefty with command of all four of his pitches, and he's young. Johnson will immensely help the Marlins offense: his .400 OBP replaces Emilio Bonifacio's sub .300 OBP in the lineup.

3:03. Austin Jackson is rumored to be the prospect going from New York to Cincinnati in the Jerry Hairston deal. If so, that's epic fail on the part of Brian Cashman. (update: the prospect isn't Jackson)

3:15: Even more epic fail: the Reds ended up dealing Edwin Encarnacion and top prospect Yonder Alonso to the Blue Jays for Scott Rolen. Good lord, that's overpaying. Even Brian Sabean is blushing. (update: Yonder Alonso is not in the deal. Nevermind.)

3:25. The White Sox have (re)acquired Jake Peavy, pending him waiving his no trade clause. Oof. That has to hurt the Twins.

3:35: Jake Peavy has waived his no trade clause. He's a White Sock. The package headed back to San Diego is headlined by Clayton Richard and Aaron Poreda.

3:42. According to Jayson Stark, Heath Bell was not traded, despite a late push from both L.A. squads and the Marlins.
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At 3:45, I'm really done for the day. Thanks for sticking around, and for all the input you've given me. Maybe we'll do this again sometime with another daytime event.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Introducing dmk's Alabama Black Snakes


I’ve probably spent far too much time thinking about this, but my philosophy for fillout out the lineup card in the Death Match with the GldnKnight is as follows:

(Complete teams, with order of selections, here)

I have a bunch of lefties on my roster, and a few switch hitters. I want to minimize the number of back to back lefties in the lineup, so that the GldnKnight can’t bring in Johan Santana as a lefty specialist.

I also, for the most part, want my best OBP guys hitting directly in front of my best power guys, Ryan Braun and Chase Utley.

I’m also valuing early game defense, specifically in the infield, because Roy Halladay, an extreme ground ball pitcher, is on the mound. While Halladay’s throwing, having a strong infield defense is more important than when Lincecum or my two relievers are on the hill. For that reason, Alex Rodriguez starts the game on the bench, in favor of the defensively superior Evan Longoria and Jose Reyes.

Now, I introduce you to the Alabama Black Snakes:

1. Ichiro Suzuki, RF

Ichiro’s the perfect leadoff hitter. I know I’m facing Dan Haren, and Haren walks very few hitters. At the leadoff spot, I need someone who can make contact, lay off the few balls outside the strike zone, and foul off some pitches to get Haren’s pitch count up. Ichiro fits that profile, and he’s also awesome defensively.

I considered Justin Upton for RF, but Ichiro’s OBP and defense drove me to select him. Plus, I think my team can run on McCann, and Ichiro’s presence on the basepaths will hopefully somewhat rattle Haren when he’s facing the meat of my lineup.

2. Kevin Youkilis, 1B.

Youk’s a great OBP guy (around .400 the past 4 years), he plays above average defense, and he has some pop. His OBP alone makes him a good fit in the two hole. The power is a bonus.

While I did consider hitting Jose Reyes or Carlos Beltran here, I’d rather take Youk and his OBP early in the lineup, and ahead of the power hitters, and push the speedsters to the end, although having two speedsters at the top of the lineup does bring back memories to the 2003 Marlins squad that featured Juan Pierre and Luis Castillo fucking with pitchers’ heads.

3. Joe Mauer, C

Mauer can get on base in front of Braun and Utley, and he’s also inexplicably hit for power this year. Mauer’s probably best served as a #2 hitter in this lineup, but I don’t want back to back lefties, so he hits third.

4. Ryan Braun, LF

Braun has the most power out of any righty in my lineup, as he’s sported an ISO over .240 the past two years. Braun’s not just a free swinger, either, as he has good walk rates and doesn’t strike out much for a power hitter.

Yes, Braun's terrible in LF, but I can deal with poor defense if it’s in LF and comes with Braun’s bat. Outside of Pujols, I can’t think of a right-handed power hitter I’d rather have in my lineup, even though he's a designer T-shirt douchebag. Maybe he'll punch me in the face too.

5. Chase Utley, 2B.


Utley’s bat plays well at this spot – he’s another .240+ ISO guy with an OBP around .400. Utley also doesn’t strike out a ton, which, again, is a plus for me, because my hitters will need to make Dan Haren work to increase his pitch count. I’m pretty confident my lefty-laden team can hit Papelbon and Nathan, and that Santana will leave at least one fastball up to a RH power guy like Braun, so taking Haren out of the game is of primary importance.

Utley was the third overall pick, which I initially thought was a bit high. But looking back on the draft, he was well worth the selection.

6. Jose Reyes, SS

Reyes switch hits, which is nice, because I can plug him in between any righty and lefty and not have to worry about GldnKnight bringing in Santana to face a trio of lefties.

At this point in the lineup, I’m essentially viewing Reyes as my second leadoff hitter. I’d like to see him get on base and start something for Longoria and Beltran. Plus, I like hitting Reyes here because I can give him the freedom to run in front of Longoria. Longoria has a lot of power, but he’s also a bit of a high strikeout player, so I’ll give Reyes the green light here because of Longoria’s propensity to swing and miss.

7. Evan Longoria, 3B


Longoria will probably be my lowest OBP player in the lineup, but with his power I’d just tell him “swing out of your shoes and don’t worry about it.” Hitting Longoria in the seventh slot allows him to swing away, and keeping him out of the eight hole means he’s more likely to get pitches to hit than if he switched spots with Beltran.

Longoria gets the start over A-Rod because of Halladay’s ground ball propensity. If my team is trailing when Longoria’s second trip through the lineup comes up, I’ll lift him for A-Rod, but while my team is tied or leading Longoria stays in the game because of his defense.

8. Carlos Beltran, CF

Initially, I planned to hit the pitcher eighth and put Reyes in the nine hole, but I'd rather my best hitters get the most at-bats, so the pitcher hits ninth. I also toyed with the idea of hitting Beltran higher, but he’s really the perfect 8 hitter for me.

Hitting in front of the pitcher, it’s likely Beltran won’t see many good pitches to hit. He’ll have to work his way on base by laying off bad pitches outside the strike zone. Fortunately, Beltran’s one of the best players in baseball at laying off pitches outside the strike zone, so he fits here better than Longoria or Reyes, both of whom are more prone to chase bad pitches.

9. Roy Halladay, SP

Tim Lincecum has better stuff, but Tim Lincecum’s also more likely to throw up a shitty game. Halladay doesn’t have the potential for a 15 strikeout, 2 hit, zero earned run performance like Lincecum does, but Halladay’s a much better bet for 7 innings of three run ball or less.

Halladay’s ground ball propensity is extremely encouraging to me, as my infield defense should be good enough to scoop up most ground balls. I’m also a bit scared of some of the GldnKnight’s power hitters; Halladay’s ability to keep the ball out of the air helps alleviate some of those fears.

Bench: Alex Rodriguez, 3B/SS; Brandon Inge, C/3B/OF; Josh Hamilton, OF.


Defensively, the rules dictate that players can only play positions they’ve previously played in the major leagues. So, the versatility of all three of my players is important. Rodriguez can play SS and 3B; Inge can play C, 3B, and all three OF spots; Hamilton can play all three OF spots. If need be, Rodriguez can play SS, Reyes can shift to 2B, and Utley can play 1B.

Besides defensive versatility, I wanted a bench with pop. Alex Rodriguez gives me a right handed power hitter with on-base ability. Inge brings positional versatility with a potentially solid bench bat. When my turn to pick my last bench player came up, I needed a reserve OF and a lefty power bat off the bench. Josh Hamilton fit the profile of a versatile left handed power hitting outfielder the best out of any available choices.

My bench is where I’m weakest. Part of me thinks I should have taken Morneau or Howard as a lefty off the bench and let Inge be my reserve OF. But oh well.

I also considered taking Dustin Pedroia as a reserve infielder, but I didn’t want some Boston jackass on my team. Look at this asshole. Would you rely on him with your life on the line?

I didn’t think so.

Pitchers: Tim Lincecum, SP; Mariano Rivera, RP; Brian Fuentes, RP.

Halladay gives me a sure thing, and if everything works out Lincecum will never get off the bench. But Lincecum also gives me a potential power arm out of the bullpen, and if Halladay turns in an uncharacteristically bad outing I can rely on Lincecum to weather the storm. Hopefully.

I did consider some other guys here, chief among them Felix Hernandez, Josh Johnson, CC Sabathia, and Josh Beckett. Beckett was hardest to turn down because of his big game reputation, but at the same time I’m worried about Beckett’s propensity to give up the long ball. If Beckett’s off, he kills me with home runs. If Lincecum’s off, I’m killed with walks. I’d rather lose giving up walks and base hits than lose by giving up the long ball.

For my relief pitchers, Rivera gives me the best closer in baseball and a dominant guy against righties. Fuentes should capably counter any lefties GldnKnight puts out there, and he’s not terrible against righties. Plus, both Fuentes and Rivera have big game experience.

Manager: Jim Leyland.

Leyland's managed in big games before, and I don't completely hate his bullpen usage. That's really all I care about. An added bonus is that if my team is losing late in the game, I can bum some smokes off Leyland before I take a shotgun to the face. Without the availability of hookers, heroin, and booze, smoking seems like the best thing to do before facing the big guy in the sky.

Strengths of the Alabama Black Snakes: OBP, defense.


Every one of my hitters has an outstanding OBP for his position, and, outside of Braun, all of my players are above average defensively. My hitters should be patient enough to make Haren attack them, and in the field my players won’t give away runs with poor defensive play. If I’m going to lose, it’s going to be because GldnKnight’s team hits the ball hard, not because he’s getting on base due to gifts from my team.

Weaknesses of the Alabama Black Snakes: Power, contact hitters off the bench, goddamn hippie.

My team may have the ability to draw walks, but I’m also running out two slap hitters in my lineup in Reyes and Ichiro. In a game with pitchers who don’t walk players, it may be better to focus on a power-based lineup, so that when the starting pitcher makes a mistake it goes for an extra base hit or home run instead of a single. But, at the same time, I feel like my slap hitters can get on and wreak havoc on the basepaths. I’m relatively comfortable with that tradeoff. NO CLOGGING UP THE BASES FOR ME, FUCKOS.

I don’t have an ideal bench because I don’t have a guy who I can rely on to come up with a clutch single. A-Rod and Hamilton hit for power, but they’re also prone to strikeouts and I doubt their ability to choke up and poke a ball through the infield to get in a runner from scoring position. Inge is a nice player because of his versatility, but he also lacks the ability to shorten his swing and come up with a big base hit.

Tim Lincecum’s also a bit of a hippie. Eric Cartman’s taught me many valuable life lessons, such as how to make one of your friends eat their parents, but foremost among Cartman's important lessons is “fuck hippies.” Unfortunately, I may end up relying on a hippie to get me out of a tight spot, which is a lose-lose proposition. If Lincecum fails, I die, which would be a bummer. If Lincecum succeeds, I have to re-evaluate my stance on hippies. I’m not sure that I'm comfortable living in a world where I have to value a hippie’s contributions to society.

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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Introducing the Minneapolis Bullfrogs

The following is my (The GldnKnight's) team for my Death Match versus dmk. We are affectionately called the Minneapolis Bullfrogs and I'll take you through the draft and my thought process with each selection. Then I'll introduce you to my lineup and how I would like to see my team used by manager Tony LaRussa, who despite being an pompous bestialic continues to get the most out of his team and is not shy about using small ball tactics to generate runs.

1. Albert Pujols, 1B

The only other player I considered with the first pick was Joe Mauer. But there's no question who the best player in the game is right now and he probably has been for the past couple years.

dmk took Mauer and Chase Utley

2. Hanley Ramirez, SS
3. Dan Haren, RHP

Ramirez has quietly become the best offensive shortstop in the game. And at such a premium defensive position, he brings both speed and power to the lineup. And he's at the very least an average defensive player. Much like my first two picks, Haren has been dominant the last two seasons. I picked him over guys like Lincecum and Halladay if only because Haren is the only one who has pitched in the postseason and I need that kind of experience with my life on the line!

dmk takes Evan Longoria and Ichiro

4. Matt Kemp, CF
5. Johan Santana, LHP

After finding the best shortstop in the game, I wanted to focus on the next most important position in front of the plate, centerfield. I knew I had three choices, Carlos Beltran, Grady Sizemore, and Matt Kemp. I wanted to put some emphasis on the defensive aspect of the position and that almost immediately ruled out Sizemore and I felt more comfortable with that once I looked at his offensive stats in '09. Beltran is the superior offensive player to Kemp and can hit from both sides of the plate. But even when healthy, Beltran is not near the defensive force that Kemp is, and so I went with the youngster who, despite his unfortunate surname balances both the offense and defense demands of a centerfielder better than anyone else in the game.

Having seen that dmk went heavy with left-handed bats in his first four picks (Mauer, Ichiro, Utley) I immediately wanted to counter with the best left-handed starter in case Haren were to struggle. Enter Santana.

dmk took Kevin Youkilis and Ryan Braun

6. Ben Zobrist, UT
7. Ian Kinsler, 2B

The rules of this Death Match stipulated that the contest was to be played "this weekend" and no one left undrafted at this point is hitting the baseball as well in 2009 as Ben Zobrist. His ability to switch-hit and play a number of positions (any OF, and all INF except 1B) doesn't hurt either.

Here's where I believe I may have made my only grevious mistake. At the time I went with Kinsler over Pedroia (although they are pretty even across the board) on the simple fact that Kinsler has shown more pop in 2009 than has the reigning MVP and I wanted to ensure I had enough power in my lineup. But looking back on it, I would sacrifice the power Kinsler gives, for the innate quality Pedroia has that makes him so hated by opposing teams and fans. I believe every good team needs "that guy" (see J.J. Redick) and Pedroia would have brought that to the table better than anyone else on my team.

dmk took A-Rod and Jose Reyes

8. Carl Crawford, OF
9. Manny Ramirez, LF

Carl Crawford is another of those offensively-defensively balanced guys. He does a little bit of everything, gets on base, steals some bases, has some pop, plays good defense. And he hits from the left side, something we desperately needed at this point.

I took Manny not as a starter, although I obviously have that option, but as a right-handed bat off the bench should the 'Frogs find themselves in need of some offense.

dmk took Brandon Inge and Mariano Rivera

10. Brian McCann, C
11. Jonathon Papelbon, CL

I thought having already taken Longoria, dmk would look to fill other spots on the field before looking at Inge, as I had my eye on him for my 3B/UT. It was a great pick.

McCann and Yadier Molina are clearly the next best catchers remaining after Mauer and despite my hard-on for exceptional receiving abilities, I went with McCann for his offensive (and left-handed bat) prowess over Molina.

There are other closers who have better numbers right now than Papelbon, but with my life on the line, I'm taking a guy who has closed out a few World Series games.

dmk took Beltran and Josh Hamilton

12. Prince Fielder, 1B
13. Chone Figgins, 3B/UT

Much like the Manny pick, I've taken one of the best offensive players in the game and put him on the bench in case of a late-inning pinch hit from the left side is required.

Figgins is another utility guy having played all the OF spots and every where in the INF aside from 1B. I took him with the thought of having him be the starting 3B however. He's a switch-hitter with a great OBP and good speed.

dmk took Roy Halladay and Tim Lincecum

14. Joe Nathan, CL
15. Marco Scutaro, UT

Nathan has arguably been the best closer over the past few years and his numbers this year have only helped his reputation.

With my last pick, I didn't quite know what to do. I thought about a number of things and players, including a left-hander out of the bullpen, Raul Ibanez, Molina as a back-up catcher, etc. But with Manny and Prince coming off the bench, I wanted to have the defensive equivilant as a late-game replacement. Scutaro is a guy that has outstanding defensive numbers at almost every position in the past few years. He's played everything except pitcher and catcher and I wouldn't hesitate to use him in case of an injury either.

dmk took Brian Fuentes with the last pick

Since this post is extraenous in length, I'll be back tomorrow with my lineup and explanation. Should be a much shorter post.

Feel free to question my thinking on any of these selections.

Don't act surprised, because you shouldn't be



For those of you Twins' fans fixin' for some middle infield help at the trade deadline, the talent pool just got much, much smaller.

From the San Francisco Chronicle:

"The Giants have acquired Pirates second baseman Freddy Sanchez in a one-for-one deal for minor-league pitcher Tim Alderson."

Random Rundown: July 29


A brief summary of today's notable news items, none of which deserved a full post:

- Cleveland sent Cliff Lee and Ben Francisco to Philadelphia for a gaggle of prospects, none of whom would have been the centerpiece of a Roy Halladay deal. Philadelphia made out well here, because they get a front line starter who, while not nearly as good as Halladay, helps their rotation immensely. In terms of Cleveland's prospects recived, Jason Knapp has some upside but he's still really young, Carlos Carrasco should be a nice middle of the rotation starter but doesn't have ace potential, and Lou Marson and Jason Donald are nice pieces. None of the players acquired by Cleveland are likely to turn into superstars, but most should be productive MLB players.

- Jack Wilson and Ian Snell went from Pittsburgh to Seattle, with Seattle sending back a bag of prospects headlined by Jeff Clement. Pittsburgh's also paying a significant portion of Wilson and Snell's 2009 salary. The Twins were in on Wilson, and remain in on Freddy Sanchez. Now that Wilson's gone, expect Sanchez to be dealt before Friday, either to Minnesota or San Francisco.

- The Twins are also in on, among others, Marco Scutaro and Orlando Cabrera. They're apparently trying to get a middle infielder and reliver in the same deal, and while they recognize the need to add a starting pitcher, now that Slowey's gone down, they realize starting pitching is probably too expensive (note: reported by Ken Rosenthal yesterday). One report was that the Twins front office made a cursory inquiry on Roy Halladay, probably in the course of conversations about Scutaro, but were told Halladay wouldn't waive his no-trade clause to come to Minnesota.

- Francisco Liriano is probably going to miss tonight's start, with R.A. Dickey taking his place. Anyone with neck problems is advised not to attend tonight's game.


- Predictably, Brett Favre's already waffling on his retirement. He really does need to just eat shit and die.

- The STrib has a nice piece on Brad Childress. After reading that, I still think Chilly's an abortion of a head coach, but he's at least a bit more sympathetic figure.

- Michael Vick may be on the way to Jacksonville. As previously stated, Jacksonville's a great fit for MV7. FREE VICK!
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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

The GldnKnight-dmk Death Match: Draft Order

Who's Who?

So as to avoid talking about this - because I won't believe it's true until about Week 4, and none of us can compete with MJD's headline anyway - below you'll find the draft order for the much balleyhooed GldnKnight-dmk Death Match. GldnKnight's team is in standard print, while my team is in bolded italics.

Draft Order
Pujols
Mauer
Utley
H. Ramirez
Haren
Longoria
Ichiro
Kemp
Santana
Youkilis
Braun
Zobrist
Kinsler
A-Rod
Reyes
Crawford
Manny
Inge
Rivera
McCann
Papelbon
Beltran
Hamilton
Fielder
Figgins
Halladay
Lincecum
Nathan
Scutaro
Fuentes


Maybe one of us should have taken Mark Buehrle.

Some time later today or early tomorrow, I'll post my lineup and manager. I'd expect the GldnKnight will take a break from stealing his dog's food to post his lineup and manager, too. Friday's the trade deadline extravaganza, so we'll either post the lineups before then or wait until early next week.

I'm still working on finding an appropriate simulator for the game, but hopefully that's coming. And if you don't like this feature, fear not: it will all be over soon.

Monday, July 27, 2009

The GldnKnight-dmk Death Match


Last week, I didn't have a busy Monday, and was looking for some way to occupy my time. I assumed the GldnKnight wouldn't be doing too much, so I asked him if he'd be interested in doing a fantasy draft of all current MLB players. At this point, the idea wasn't completely fleshed out, but the basic thought was that we'd be drafting players for a one-game playoff between our teams.

I figured that if the GldnKnight wanted to do this fictional draft that would waste non-fictional time, we could probably do it over the course of a week and, if all went well and we actually completed the draft, maybe write up a small post at some point about it. We'd write up the rules beforehand so that we'd have some guidance in case we ever actually made it through the entire draft.

Well, the GldnKnight was in, so we began drafting Monday morning around 10. We were done by 2 P.M. A productive day, if I do say so myself.

Before beginning the draft, we set forth the following rules of our game:

- GldnKnight and I are the owners of two baseball teams matched up in a one game playoff.

- The winner of our one game playoff is named "Supreme Dictator of the World" for the rest of his life, and, in the event of his death, his family members succeed him. All members of his organization are made rulers of random countries. (My first order of business: everyone with a bumper sticker on their car is interned at a forced labor camp, with each bumper sticker earning two years of forced labor . Everyone who listens to The Current gets caned, Singapore-style, every day for three years. Everyone who has a bumper sticker stating they listen to The Current gets tortured and killed William Wallace style.)

- The loser of our game eats the business end of a sawed-off shotgun. The members of his team and their immediate families are all publicly stoned to death. For shits and giggles, and regardless of the outcome, Colonel Cool is thrown into an active volcano.

- We both draft a team of current MLB players. The team has the 8 starting position players, 2 starting pitchers, 2 relief pitchers, and 3 bench players. No DH, because the DH is gayer than NPR.

- The eligible pool of players is anyone currently on an MLB roster. So neither of us were allowed to take Barry Bonds as a bat off the bench, or Ben Sheets

- GldnKnight and I set the lineups for the game, but we have managers who are in charge of all the in-game strategy.

- We're working under the assumption that the game would be played this weekend, so players' abilities are based on their current state of performance. For example, taking Johan Santana means that you get the 2009 Johan, not the 2006 Johan.

- Players are assumed to be healthy. So, for example, if Carlos Beltran is taken, he's assumed to be healthy, and producing as he would be expected to in 2009.

- Defensively, players do not have to be used at their primary position, but they are only eligible to play positions they've previously played at the major league level. For example, Alex Rodriguez can play SS or 3B, because he's played both in the majors. But Joe Mauer can't play 3B, because he's never played there in the majors. So defensive versatility matters.

- If a player shifts to a defensive position that he doesn't normally play (i.e. using A-Rod at SS), his defense is taken as it would currently be projected to be at that position, not as his defense used to be at that position. For example, A-Rod at SS would be assumed to have A-Rod's current range at SS, not the range A-Rod had at SS when he was in Texas.

- The game is played at Great American Ballpark in Cincinnati, because so far in 2009 GAB is neither a pitcher's park nor a hitter's park.

Later in the week, we'll both be presenting our teams and lineups. We may be running the teams through a simulator similar to WhatIfSports.com. We'll probably put up a poll too. This whole thing may only be interesting to the two of us involved, or it could start some kind of debate. We'll see what happens, and then act accordingly.

The list of draftees is below. Some notable omissions exist, but considering the rules of our game, it's a pretty solid group. Although I'm hoping for a "OMGHOWCULDUNOTTAKEMORNEAU!!!!11" comment.

As far as the order in which players were drafted, we'll get into that a little later, probably around the time we announce which players are on which team, what the reasoning behind our selections is, and how we're constructing our lineups.

Catcher 1B 2B SS
Joe Mauer Prince Fielder Chone Figgins Hanley Ramirez
Brian McCann Albert Pujols Ian Kinsler Jose Reyes

Kevin Youkilis Chase Utley Marco Scutaro








3B OF SP RP
Brandon Inge Carlos Beltran Roy Halladay Brian Fuentes
Evan Longoria Ryan Braun Dan Haren Joe Nathan
Alex Rodriguez Carl Crawford Tim Lincecum Jonathan Papelbon

Josh Hamilton Johan Santana Mariano Rivera

Matt Kemp


Manny Ramirez


Ichiro Suzuki


Ben Zobrist

Bat My Balls: Week 16


8 Balls of the Week:

An announcement: Friday is the trade deadline. Chances are you’ll be stuck at work and unable to devote all your attention to the various sources reporting trade rumors that are roughly 94% bullshit. Well, you’re in luck. I won’t be wasting valuable Minnesota tax payer dollars at work on Friday – instead, I’ll be “working from home,” which, to me, means: I’ll be writing a trade deadline live blog, beginning at 9 AM and running until the trade deadline expires around 3:30. I’ll be watching ESPN and MLB network for breaking news like “Roy Halladay may get traded! Now he may not! Now he may! Isn’t this wacky?”, combing the reputable web sites, trustworthy message boards, and sportswriters’ twitters (yeah yeah) for rumors from various areas of the country, and trying to synthesize everything and post the summary here at IHS. I ask that you join me Friday, mostly so that I’m not just doing the Trade Deadline live blog for my own entertainment, but also because you don’t be the one asshole in your office who’s doing actual work on a Friday during the summer.

Speaking of the deadline, trade season’s off and running. In the minor deals, the Red Sox added Adam LaRoche and Chris Duncan, while sending Julio Lugo to St. Louis. Colorado added Rafael Betancourt to help their bullpen. Other rumors abound, including Roy Halladay heading to the Phillies for a package of three prospects and the potential Indians-Dodgers blockbuster, which would reportedly send Cliff Lee and Victor Martinez to Los Angeles for James Loney, one of Clayton Kershaw or Chad Billingsley, and a few more prospects. Freddy Sanchez, Carl Pavano, Josh Willingham, and about 6,000 mediocre middle relievers may also be on the move.

The most significant trade to go down so far sent Matt Holliday to St. Louis, with Brett Wallace and two other prospects headed back to Oakland. While Holliday helps the Cardinals’ chances of winning this year, the only way this deal will look good is if St. Louis makes a deep postseason run. Billy Beane’s fleeced the Cardinals before – see the Mark Mulder/Dan Haren deal – and, with a player of Wallace’s character coming back to Oakland for what’s a rental of Matt Holliday, Beane looks to have gotten the best of the deal again. It’s already getting bad reviews, which make me even more glad the Marlins didn’t pull the trigger on their rumored Holliday package.

Don’t look now, but the Cubs are back on top of the NL Central. Chicago’s struggled a bit all year, but without any dominant team in the division, the Cubs could stay in the NL Central race, especially if they can land the right player at the trade deadline. Chicago could use a bat, mostly because Aramis Ramirez isn’t coming back and Alfonso Soriano’s kind of been a dickhead this year. Freddy Sanchez would make a lot of sense for the Cubs, if they have the prospects to pull off the deal.

The Phillies 10 game win streak was snapped on Wednesday, but Philadelphia recovered nicely this weekend, taking two of three from the Cardinals. Since returning from the All-Star break, the Phillies are 8-2 and have opened up a 6.5 game lead in the NL East. As of right now, Philadephia looks like the biggest threat to the Dodgers, and if the Phillies are able to add Roy Halladay, they’re only going to get better in the short run. Halladay gives them a chance to win three straight World Series; even if the Phils have to rape their farm system in order to acquire Halladay, the chance for a three-peat is worth it.

Mark Buehrle threw a perfect game. That was cool. But what does this due for how people think about Buehrle’s career? While Buehrle’s always been a solid pitcher, he’s really not much better than a middle of the rotation starter. But he’s, amazingly, thrown a perfect game and a no-hitter in his career. Those two games will probably cause people to remember Buehrle differently than they otherwise would, and think that he was some kind of ace-like performer.

In another White Sox related story, Bobby Jenks has struggled a bit this year, but Ozzie Guillen says Jenks isn’t going anywhere. And he doesn’t care what the White Sox fans think about it. When questioned about Jenks’ struggles, Guillen said: "He's my closer and if people don't want him to be my closer, don't come to the goddamn game." Well then.

Is it just me, or does every other MLB player have “Turn My Swagg On” as their walk-up song?

Twins This Week:

A very poor week for the Twins. They dropped two of three in Oakland, which we discussed earlier this week. That series was bad, but considering how well they played in Texas the previous weekend, losing two of three in Oakland didn’t completely damn the trip.

Howeva: the Anaheim series was a complete debacle. Thursday, the Joe Nathan blew a save, although he fell victim to a pair of fluky base hits. Friday night the Angels blew out the Twins, and the fourth inning Saturday was about as successful as the Hindenburg. The Twins did salvage a game Sunday, but limped home after a 4-6 West Coast trip.

I’m not one to give up on the season this early, but if the Twins fall to seven or more games back, it may be time to consider selling off some assets. The generally accepted belief is that a good team can make up about one game per week in the standings. Now, exceptions obviously exist, but one game a week is a good barometer to judge if a team is still “in it.”

Of course, unless the Twins are willing to tear everything down and start over – and they won’t do that with the new stadium opening next year – Minnesota doesn’t really have many marketable assets worth dealing. So the idea of selling off in a buyer’s market is likely moot.

Then again, if they’re not going to be able to afford Mauer when his contract’s up after the 2010 season…

Team of the Week:


Los Angeles Angels

Before dropping the final game of their series with the Twins, the Angles reeled off 8 straight wins, stretching their lead over the Rangers to 3.5 games.

Position Player of the Week:
Andre Either. Either, an overlooked cog in the Dodgers’ potent lineup, hit .591/.654/1.091 this week. On the year, Either’s hitting .272/.358/.507.

Pitcher of the Week: Roy Halladay. Shaking off the trade rumors, Halladay’s last two starts: 18 IP, 6 H, 2 ER, 3 BB, 17 Ks. Both complete games came against two of the top contenders in the AL East – Tampa and Boston.

Fresh Face of the Week:


Brett Wallace, 3B, Oakland A’s.

From the A’s perspective, Wallace was the key to the Matt Holliday trade. The Cardinals selected Wallace 13th overall in the 2008 draft, and Wallace moved quickly through the Cardinals system before the trade.

Wallace is a smooth swinging lefty who hit well throughout the minor leagues. He didn’t show as much power in AAA, but he did hit for average, and he’s still 22. His bat will play at the major league level, and he’s probably ready now to hit in the majors. The question will be whether Wallace can stay in shape well enough to stick at 3B, where his bat would be very valuable, or if he’ll end up DHing, which would depress his value.

Link of the Week:
A quick Fangraphs piece on Twins trade target Mike Wuertz.

Top 5:

1. Los Angeles Dodgers. I’m not sure that Ned Colletti would be smart to trade Clayton Kershaw, James Loney, and other prospects for Cliff Lee and Victor Martinez. That deal may not help all that much this year, and it’s a big time loss in the long run.

2. N.Y. Yankees. They’ll have the offense to win the AL East, but will the pitching hold up?

3. Boston Red Sox. If the Blue Jays are willing to deal Halladay within the AL East, Boston’s stands to gain the most by dealing for him. A Halladay-Beckett-Lester postseason rotation would be tough to beat.

4. Los Angeles Angels. They're well-positioned to run away with the AL West in the second half.

5. Philadelphia Phillies. This starting pitching may not hold up enough in a playoff series, but….

Bottom 5:

26. Pittsburgh Pirates. They’re not really going to keep Freddy Sanchez after he rejected their extension offer, are they?

27. Oakland A’s. Billy Beane’s probably not done dealing yet.

28. Kansas City Royals. Unfortunately, they don’t have many assets worth trading for that are on the market.

29. San Diego Padres. They won’t be winning the Bryce Harper sweepstakes, and it’s probably for the best. They’d never pay him anyway.

30. Washington Nationals. If they’re smart, Josh Willingham will be dealt this week. Now that Matt Holliday’s been moved, Willingham’s the top OF bat available, and the Nats could actually help themselves in the future.

Upcoming Series of the Week:

New York Yankees @ Tampa Bay Rays, Monday-Wednesday.

Two out of New York, Tampa, and Boston will make the playoffs. That’s a virtual certainty. Right now, the Rays are trailing both the Yankees and Red Sox. If Tampa wants to make a move in the AL East, taking two of three from the Yankees during a series in Tampa is a must.

Honorable Mention: LAD @ STL, M-TH; CWS @ MIN, M-W; DET @ TEX, M-W; LAA @ MN, F-SU; PHI @ SF, F-SU.

Nationally Televised Games This Week:

Monday: LAD @ STL, 7:10, ESPN.
Wednesday: NYY @ TB, 7:08, ESPN.
Saturday: LAD @ ATL, NYY @ CWS, KC @ TB, 4:10, FOX Regional.
Sunday: PHI @ SF, 4:00, TBS; LAD @ ATL, 8:00, ESPN.

The Royals make an improbable national television appearance, which is crazy enough itself. The Dodgers make three national television appearances, with Monday’s game in St. Louis being the best matchup. The Phillies-Giants game could end up being a preview of the Divisional Series.

Quote of the Week: Not one single quote, but Rickey Henderson's entire Hall of Fame speech.