Thursday, October 28, 2010

Fire His Ass


A 20-year old student worker died yesterday because this asshole and his staff didn't want to hold practice inside a second straight day due to high winds. Because of this, a terrified Declan Sullivan took his purch in a scissor tower high above a practice field endzone and later fell to his death.

If Notre Dame's president has any sort of balls, Brian Kelly and AD Jack Swarbrick need to be put on leave immediately, pending the investigation.

1 comment:

Brian said...

At the very least, Notre Dame is facing a gigantic liability lawsuit that will make Kelly's contract look cheap. It'll never make it to trial, and I bet they settle for a low ten-digit number. Bastards.